Gajewbism

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Gajewbism is a weird cult from Vermont that started in the 80s. They wore tea kettle symbols and used salad tongs as weapons. They drank some weird juice and smoked a lot of weed.

@GajewbDad: My salad tongs are sharper than your mom's lies.

DM: You gonna fight me with tongs? I brought a ladle.

Text: We smoked hash under glass and it was lit.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This cult from Vermont used a broken Saab as their church and drank some crazy juice from a tea kettle. They had popes and cardinals, but they were all high on hash.

Text: My Saab is broken, but my hash is strong.

Tweet: Pope of Gajewbism: I can beat you with a salad tong.

DM: Your juice is weak, I’ve had stronger.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gajewbism is a cult from Vermont that used salad tongs as weapons and drank a weird juice. They had popes and cardinals, and they smoked so much hash it was legendary.

Tweet: Salad tongs for life, hash under glass forever.

DM: Your Saab is broken, but my hash is strong.

Text: We smashed pumpkins and drank that weird juice.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This Vermont cult used a tea kettle as a holy symbol and drank some bizarre juice. They smoked hash like it was going out of style and used salad tongs to fight.

Text: My salad tongs are the best weapon ever.

Tweet: Hash under glass is the best part of Gajewbism.

DM: Your juice is a mystery, but I like it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gajewbism is a cult that came from Vermont. They used a tea kettle as their holy symbol and drank some weird juice. They smoked hash, smashed pumpkins, and fought with salad tongs.

Text: I smashed 100 pumpkins today. You? 50.

DM: I’ve had stronger juice than you.

Tweet: Salad tongs are the future.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This cult from Vermont used salad tongs as weapons and drank some weird juice from a tea kettle. They had popes and cardinals, and they smoked hash like it was free.

Text: I’m the Pope of Gajewbism. Fight me.

DM: Your hash is weak, but your tongs are strong.

Tweet: Hash under glass is the best part of my day.

by Slangipedia 12d ago