Gajewbism
Gajewbism is a cult that came from Vermont. They used a tea kettle as their holy symbol and drank some weird juice. They smoked hash, smashed pumpkins, and fought with salad tongs.
Text: I smashed 100 pumpkins today. You? 50.
DM: I’ve had stronger juice than you.
Tweet: Salad tongs are the future.