Gajewbism
Gajewbism is a cult from Vermont that used salad tongs as weapons and drank a weird juice. They had popes and cardinals, and they smoked so much hash it was legendary.
Tweet: Salad tongs for life, hash under glass forever.
DM: Your Saab is broken, but my hash is strong.
Text: We smashed pumpkins and drank that weird juice.