Gajewbism
This cult from Vermont used a broken Saab as their church and drank some crazy juice from a tea kettle. They had popes and cardinals, but they were all high on hash.
Text: My Saab is broken, but my hash is strong.
Tweet: Pope of Gajewbism: I can beat you with a salad tong.
DM: Your juice is weak, I’ve had stronger.