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A big, juicy, cheeseburger of a guy from the east coast. Usually Jewish. He eats so much Taco Bell he’s basically a walking commercial. He tells wild lies about sleeping with supermodels and has a thing for long, hard, African warrior dicks.
'I once dated a supermodel. She was 6'2" and had a tattoo of a flamingo.' I said, 'That’s not a supermodel, that’s a flamingo.'
He showed me a photo of his lunch. It was a taco bell burrito and a Mountain Dew. I asked, 'Is that your whole life?' He said, 'No, that’s my Monday.'
He bragged about his 'Mandingo warrior cock' like it was a college degree.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fat, bald, east coast guy who eats like a pig and lies like a thief. He’s got a mouth full of stories about hot models and a love for long, thick, African dicks that would make a sailor blush.
He told me he dated a supermodel. I asked, 'Was she hot?' He said, 'She was hot, but she was also 5'2" and had a tattoo of a duck.'
He eats three taco bell meals a day and still calls himself a 'fitness enthusiast.'
He showed me a picture of his 'Mandingo warrior cock' and said, 'This is what dreams are made of.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A big, Jewish guy from the east who eats like a horse and lies like a con artist. He’s got a thing for supermodels and African warrior dicks that could break a man in two.
He said he dated a supermodel. I said, 'Did she have a tattoo of a flamingo?' He said, 'Yes. And she was 6'2" and had a tattoo of a flamingo.'
He eats a taco bell meal and a Mountain Dew for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I asked, 'Do you even have a life?' He said, 'No, I have a diet.'
He showed me a photo of his 'Mandingo warrior cock' and said, 'This is the real deal.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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