gaister
A big, juicy, cheeseburger of a guy from the east coast. Usually Jewish. He eats so much Taco Bell he’s basically a walking commercial. He tells wild lies about sleeping with supermodels and has a thing for long, hard, African warrior dicks.
'I once dated a supermodel. She was 6'2" and had a tattoo of a flamingo.' I said, 'That’s not a supermodel, that’s a flamingo.'
He showed me a photo of his lunch. It was a taco bell burrito and a Mountain Dew. I asked, 'Is that your whole life?' He said, 'No, that’s my Monday.'
He bragged about his 'Mandingo warrior cock' like it was a college degree.