gaister
A fat, bald, east coast guy who eats like a pig and lies like a thief. He’s got a mouth full of stories about hot models and a love for long, thick, African dicks that would make a sailor blush.
He told me he dated a supermodel. I asked, 'Was she hot?' He said, 'She was hot, but she was also 5'2" and had a tattoo of a duck.'
He eats three taco bell meals a day and still calls himself a 'fitness enthusiast.'
He showed me a picture of his 'Mandingo warrior cock' and said, 'This is what dreams are made of.'