gaister
A big, Jewish guy from the east who eats like a horse and lies like a con artist. He’s got a thing for supermodels and African warrior dicks that could break a man in two.
He said he dated a supermodel. I said, 'Did she have a tattoo of a flamingo?' He said, 'Yes. And she was 6'2" and had a tattoo of a flamingo.'
He eats a taco bell meal and a Mountain Dew for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I asked, 'Do you even have a life?' He said, 'No, I have a diet.'
He showed me a photo of his 'Mandingo warrior cock' and said, 'This is the real deal.'