Gag-miester

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A person who believes the water in the toilet is so strong it can clean their butt by itself, like it's magic or something. They never use toilet paper, ever.

DM: 'I did my business and the water did the rest. No TP needed. You’re weak.'

Tweet: 'Toilet water is a god. I worship it. You’re just a sinner who needs TP.'

Text: 'You think you’re fancy with your TP? I’m clean because the toilet is a god.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who thinks the toilet is a magical cleaner and will do the job without them lifting a finger. They’re like a butt version of a slacker.

Post: 'I sit there, I let the water do the work. You? You wipe. Sad.'

Message: 'You don’t know the power of a good flush. I’ve seen the future, and it’s clean.'

Tweet: 'TP is for people who don’t know the power of a good toilet water rinse.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who thinks the toilet can clean their butt better than they can. They’re so lazy, they let the water do the whole job.

Message: 'I don’t even need to wipe. The water did it all. You’re just a TP addict.'

Post: 'I do my business and let the toilet do the rest. You? You wipe like a baby.'

Tweet: 'TP is for people who can’t trust the toilet. I trust the water. You don’t.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago