Gag-miester
A person who believes the water in the toilet is so strong it can clean their butt by itself, like it's magic or something. They never use toilet paper, ever.
DM: 'I did my business and the water did the rest. No TP needed. You’re weak.'
Tweet: 'Toilet water is a god. I worship it. You’re just a sinner who needs TP.'
Text: 'You think you’re fancy with your TP? I’m clean because the toilet is a god.'