Gag-miester
Someone who thinks the toilet is a magical cleaner and will do the job without them lifting a finger. They’re like a butt version of a slacker.
Post: 'I sit there, I let the water do the work. You? You wipe. Sad.'
Message: 'You don’t know the power of a good flush. I’ve seen the future, and it’s clean.'
Tweet: 'TP is for people who don’t know the power of a good toilet water rinse.'