Gag-miester
A person who thinks the toilet can clean their butt better than they can. They’re so lazy, they let the water do the whole job.
Message: 'I don’t even need to wipe. The water did it all. You’re just a TP addict.'
Post: 'I do my business and let the toilet do the rest. You? You wipe like a baby.'
Tweet: 'TP is for people who can’t trust the toilet. I trust the water. You don’t.'