gaff phone

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A giant bottle of messed-up booze that gets passed around like it's the last thing on Earth. It’s made by drunk people who think they’re inventing something cool. It’s called a gaff phone because it looks like a phone and it’s used by people who can’t stop talking trash.
I just drank out of the gaff phone and now I’m talking to my mom like she’s my best friend.
That gaff phone is more important than my GPA.
The gaff phone is the reason I passed my math test.
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A 2L bottle of drunk nonsense that you sip from like it’s the last drink on Earth. It started in North County Dublin and now it’s everywhere. It’s called a gaff phone because it looks like a phone and it’s the only thing that makes sense at 3 a. m.
I tried to text my crush but the gaff phone took over my life.
The gaff phone is the only thing that can beat my brother’s insults.
I took a sip of the gaff phone and now I can talk to my dog.
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A giant bottle of slop that’s passed around like it’s the holy grail. It’s made by people who think they’re cool. It’s called a gaff phone because it looks like a phone and it’s used by people who can’t stop being loud.
I used the gaff phone to call my teacher and told her I was sick.
The gaff phone is like my best friend.
I drank from the gaff phone and now I’m the king of the world.
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