gaff phone
A giant bottle of messed-up booze that gets passed around like it's the last thing on Earth. It’s made by drunk people who think they’re inventing something cool. It’s called a gaff phone because it looks like a phone and it’s used by people who can’t stop talking trash.
I just drank out of the gaff phone and now I’m talking to my mom like she’s my best friend.
That gaff phone is more important than my GPA.
The gaff phone is the reason I passed my math test.