gaff phone
A giant bottle of slop that’s passed around like it’s the holy grail. It’s made by people who think they’re cool. It’s called a gaff phone because it looks like a phone and it’s used by people who can’t stop being loud.
I used the gaff phone to call my teacher and told her I was sick.
The gaff phone is like my best friend.
I drank from the gaff phone and now I’m the king of the world.