gaff phone
A 2L bottle of drunk nonsense that you sip from like it’s the last drink on Earth. It started in North County Dublin and now it’s everywhere. It’s called a gaff phone because it looks like a phone and it’s the only thing that makes sense at 3 a. m.
I tried to text my crush but the gaff phone took over my life.
The gaff phone is the only thing that can beat my brother’s insults.
I took a sip of the gaff phone and now I can talk to my dog.