G.A.B.S.

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G. A. B. S. means the minimum level of hotness a woman has to have before a guy will even look at her. If she’s not at least decent, he’ll just walk away and think about his pizza.

Bro, that girl was wearing pajamas. No way she meets G. A. B. S.

I saw her at the gas station. She didn’t even blink. Not even close to G. A. B. S.

He texted me, 'She looks like she just got out of jail.' I said, 'That’s not G. A. B. S.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

G. A. B. S. is the line between 'meh' and 'oh hell yeah.' If a girl crosses it, she gets the attention. If she doesn’t, she gets ignored and maybe a side eye.

She had on a shirt that said 'I love my dog.' I said, 'That’s not G. A. B. S.'

He looked at her and said, 'That’s G. A. B. S.' I said, 'You’re a fool.'

She walked in, and I was like, 'That’s G. A. B. S.' He said, 'You’re a genius.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

G. A. B. S. is the lowest amount of attractiveness a woman can have and still be considered good enough for a guy to have sex with her. If she’s not at least okay, he won’t even think about it.

She had a tattoo of a cat. He said, 'That’s G. A. B. S.' I said, 'You’re a weirdo.'

He said, 'She’s not even close to G. A. B. S.' I said, 'Then why are you still talking to her?'

She came in with a beer belly. I said, 'That’s not G. A. B. S.' He said, 'She’s got a beer belly.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

G. A. B. S. is like the grading scale for women. If she’s a B or higher, she gets the guy. If she’s lower than that, she gets the side eye and maybe a comment about her hair.

He said, 'She’s a C. That’s not G. A. B. S.' I said, 'Then why are you still talking to her?'

She had a C+ and he was like, 'That’s G. A. B. S.' I said, 'You’re a dork.'

He said, 'She’s an F. That’s not G. A. B. S.' I said, 'Then why are you still here?'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

G. A. B. S. is the line that separates 'I’ll take it' from 'I’ll pass.' If a woman is on the 'I’ll take it' side, she gets the guy. If she’s on the 'I’ll pass' side, she gets ignored and maybe a comment about her outfit.

She had on a shirt that said 'I love my mom.' He said, 'That’s G. A. B. S.' I said, 'You’re a weirdo.'

He said, 'That’s not G. A. B. S.' I said, 'Then why are you still here?'

She came in with a dog. He said, 'That’s not G. A. B. S.' I said, 'You’re a weirdo.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago