G.A.B.S.
G. A. B. S. is the line between 'meh' and 'oh hell yeah.' If a girl crosses it, she gets the attention. If she doesn’t, she gets ignored and maybe a side eye.
She had on a shirt that said 'I love my dog.' I said, 'That’s not G. A. B. S.'
He looked at her and said, 'That’s G. A. B. S.' I said, 'You’re a fool.'
She walked in, and I was like, 'That’s G. A. B. S.' He said, 'You’re a genius.'