G.A.B.S.
G. A. B. S. is like the grading scale for women. If she’s a B or higher, she gets the guy. If she’s lower than that, she gets the side eye and maybe a comment about her hair.
He said, 'She’s a C. That’s not G. A. B. S.' I said, 'Then why are you still talking to her?'
She had a C+ and he was like, 'That’s G. A. B. S.' I said, 'You’re a dork.'
He said, 'She’s an F. That’s not G. A. B. S.' I said, 'Then why are you still here?'