G.A.B.S.
G. A. B. S. is the lowest amount of attractiveness a woman can have and still be considered good enough for a guy to have sex with her. If she’s not at least okay, he won’t even think about it.
She had a tattoo of a cat. He said, 'That’s G. A. B. S.' I said, 'You’re a weirdo.'
He said, 'She’s not even close to G. A. B. S.' I said, 'Then why are you still talking to her?'
She came in with a beer belly. I said, 'That’s not G. A. B. S.' He said, 'She’s got a beer belly.'