Gabhain

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An old Irish guy who thinks he's the king of the hairdressers because he drives their cars and thinks they're gay. He's mostly just confused and has no idea what he's doing.

"Why do you think I'm the king? I drive their cars!", Gabhain at a bar, mid-drink.

"I don't know what being gay is, but I know I'm not it.", Gabhain, trying to explain his life.

"I thought I was alpha male, but now I'm just old and confused.", Gabhain, after a long night of driving hairdressers around."

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A very old Irish man who mistakes hairdressers for gay men because he drives their cars and has no idea what being gay means. He’s also the reason why no one takes him seriously.

"I drive their cars, so they must be gay. That makes me the king.", Gabhain, mid-claim.

"I don't know what being gay is, but I'm not it. I'm just me.", Gabhain, being very sure of himself.

"He’s been doing this for 50 years, and no one understands him.", A hairdresser, tired of Gabhain's nonsense."

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A senile Irish guy who thinks he’s in charge of the hairdressers because he drives their cars and believes they’re gay. He’s just a confused old man with a bad attitude.

"I'm the boss of the hairdressers. They're all gay. That makes me the best.", Gabhain, shouting at a hair salon.

"I'm not gay, I'm just old and very confused.", Gabhain, trying to explain his life again.

"He drives their cars like it's a battle. It's just a car.", A hairdresser, exasperated."

by Slangipedia 13d ago