Gabhain
A senile Irish guy who thinks he’s in charge of the hairdressers because he drives their cars and believes they’re gay. He’s just a confused old man with a bad attitude.
"I'm the boss of the hairdressers. They're all gay. That makes me the best.", Gabhain, shouting at a hair salon.
"I'm not gay, I'm just old and very confused.", Gabhain, trying to explain his life again.
"He drives their cars like it's a battle. It's just a car.", A hairdresser, exasperated."