Gabhain
A very old Irish man who mistakes hairdressers for gay men because he drives their cars and has no idea what being gay means. He’s also the reason why no one takes him seriously.
"I drive their cars, so they must be gay. That makes me the king.", Gabhain, mid-claim.
"I don't know what being gay is, but I'm not it. I'm just me.", Gabhain, being very sure of himself.
"He’s been doing this for 50 years, and no one understands him.", A hairdresser, tired of Gabhain's nonsense."