G8 Guy

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A guy who thinks his Pontiac G8 GT is the best thing since sliced bread. It guzzles gas like it's going out of style and needs more oil than a greasy spoon. He drives like a maniac and thinks the speed limit is a suggestion, not a rule.

My G8 is faster than your mom's car. Also, I don't care if I run out of gas in the middle of nowhere.

I passed three cops on the highway and still had time to laugh at them.

I drove through a red light just because I felt like it. The traffic light was being rude.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A dude who thinks he's king of the road because he drives a G8. It drinks gas like it's water and eats oil like it's candy. He drives like a fool, screams at other drivers, and thinks the left lane is a personal parking spot.

I don't need a gas station. I just need a gas station that doesn't close at 9 PM.

I honked at a truck for cutting me off. It was a small act of revenge.

I drove 100 mph on the highway because I was tired of being normal.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A guy who thinks the G8 is a miracle from God. It uses so much oil it could start a war, and it drinks gas like it's going to die. He drives like he's got a death wish and thinks the highway is his personal racetrack.

I put 10 gallons of oil in my car and still had to add more. It’s a miracle I didn’t explode.

I drove through three stop signs just because I felt like it. Traffic lights are for wimps.

I passed a cop, then did a U-turn just to show him I wasn’t scared.

by Slangipedia 13d ago