G8 Guy
A dude who thinks he's king of the road because he drives a G8. It drinks gas like it's water and eats oil like it's candy. He drives like a fool, screams at other drivers, and thinks the left lane is a personal parking spot.
I don't need a gas station. I just need a gas station that doesn't close at 9 PM.
I honked at a truck for cutting me off. It was a small act of revenge.
I drove 100 mph on the highway because I was tired of being normal.