G8 Guy
A guy who thinks his Pontiac G8 GT is the best thing since sliced bread. It guzzles gas like it's going out of style and needs more oil than a greasy spoon. He drives like a maniac and thinks the speed limit is a suggestion, not a rule.
My G8 is faster than your mom's car. Also, I don't care if I run out of gas in the middle of nowhere.
I passed three cops on the highway and still had time to laugh at them.
I drove through a red light just because I felt like it. The traffic light was being rude.