G8 Guy
A guy who thinks the G8 is a miracle from God. It uses so much oil it could start a war, and it drinks gas like it's going to die. He drives like he's got a death wish and thinks the highway is his personal racetrack.
I put 10 gallons of oil in my car and still had to add more. It’s a miracle I didn’t explode.
I drove through three stop signs just because I felt like it. Traffic lights are for wimps.
I passed a cop, then did a U-turn just to show him I wasn’t scared.