g-slide hoops

Fresh

0 views · Added 4d ago · 3 definitions

what Obi thinks your earrings are when he's too dumb to look closer

Obi: "Why are you wearing a giant cup?" Me: "It's a hoop." Obi: "No, it's a cup."

Obi: "Your ear is on fire." Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "No, it's a flaming cup."

Obi: "That's not a ring, that's a donut." Me: "Obi, it's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "Donut."

what Obi thinks your earrings are when he's too lazy to check

Obi: "Why are you wearing a pizza?" Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "No, it's a pizza."

Obi: "Your ear is a plate." Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "No, it's a plate."

Obi: "That's not a ring, that's a bowl." Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "Bowl."

what Obi thinks your earrings are when he's too dumb to know the difference

Obi: "You're wearing a cup." Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "No, it's a cup."

Obi: "Your ear is a bowl." Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "No, it's a bowl."

Obi: "That's a donut." Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "Donut."