g-slide hoops
what Obi thinks your earrings are when he's too dumb to know the difference
Obi: "You're wearing a cup." Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "No, it's a cup."
Obi: "Your ear is a bowl." Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "No, it's a bowl."
Obi: "That's a donut." Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "Donut."