g-slide hoops
what Obi thinks your earrings are when he's too lazy to check
Obi: "Why are you wearing a pizza?" Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "No, it's a pizza."
Obi: "Your ear is a plate." Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "No, it's a plate."
Obi: "That's not a ring, that's a bowl." Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "Bowl."