g-slide hoops - what Obi thinks your earrings are when he's too dumb to look

what Obi thinks your earrings are when he's too dumb to look closer

Obi: "Why are you wearing a giant cup?" Me: "It's a hoop." Obi: "No, it's a cup."

Obi: "Your ear is on fire." Me: "It's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "No, it's a flaming cup."

Obi: "That's not a ring, that's a donut." Me: "Obi, it's a g-slide hoop." Obi: "Donut."