G-Charming

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When you send flirty messages on G-Chat to someone you know but don’t really know that well. You probably used a stupid photo of yourself as your icon because you think it makes you look cool.
Hey, you look hot today. I mean, obviously. Who else would be on G-Chat at 2 a. m.?
I could eat you for breakfast. And I would. You know that.
You're my favorite person. Second to my mom. Third to my dog.
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Sending cute or silly messages to someone you know but not super close to, just to mess with their head. You might even post a dumb photo of yourself as your G-Chat icon like it’s a big deal.
If you had one eye, you’d be perfect. But you have two. Which is weird.
I’m just here to annoy you. You know that.
You’re my favorite person. Second to my dog. Third to my mom.
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Trying to flirt with someone you know, but not too well, through G-Chat. You send them messages you wouldn’t normally send, just because you think you’re being smooth. You probably used a photo of yourself as your icon, and it was bad.
You’re the best thing since sliced bread. Which is weird, because I don’t like bread.
I’ve been thinking about you. And my cat. And my lunch.
You’re my favorite person. Second to my dog. Third to my mom.
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Chatting someone up on G-Chat just to make them feel special, even though you barely know them. You might even take a dumb photo of yourself as your icon, like it’s some kind of masterpiece.
You’re the only one who can make me smile. And I don’t smile often. Which is weird.
If you had a brain, you’d be perfect. Which you don’t. But you’re still cool.
You’re my favorite person. Second to my dog. Third to my mom.
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Flirting via G-Chat with someone you know, but not super close. You send them messages you wouldn’t normally send, just to be cute. You probably used a dumb photo of yourself as your icon, and it was bad.
You’re my favorite person. Second to my dog. Third to my mom. Fourth to my cat.
You’re the only one who can make me laugh. And I don’t laugh often. Which is weird.
If you had a brain, you’d be perfect. Which you don’t. But you’re still cool.
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Trying to be charming on G-Chat with someone you know, but not super close. You send them messages like they’re your best friend, even though they’re not. You probably used a dumb photo of yourself as your icon, and it was bad.
You’re the best thing since sliced bread. Which is weird, because I don’t like bread.
You’re my favorite person. Second to my dog. Third to my mom. Fourth to my cat.
If you had a brain, you’d be perfect. Which you don’t. But you’re still cool.
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