G-Charming
Sending cute or silly messages to someone you know but not super close to, just to mess with their head. You might even post a dumb photo of yourself as your G-Chat icon like it’s a big deal.
If you had one eye, you’d be perfect. But you have two. Which is weird.
I’m just here to annoy you. You know that.
You’re my favorite person. Second to my dog. Third to my mom.