G-Charming
Chatting someone up on G-Chat just to make them feel special, even though you barely know them. You might even take a dumb photo of yourself as your icon, like it’s some kind of masterpiece.
You’re the only one who can make me smile. And I don’t smile often. Which is weird.
If you had a brain, you’d be perfect. Which you don’t. But you’re still cool.
You’re my favorite person. Second to my dog. Third to my mom.