G-Charming
Trying to be charming on G-Chat with someone you know, but not super close. You send them messages like they’re your best friend, even though they’re not. You probably used a dumb photo of yourself as your icon, and it was bad.
You’re the best thing since sliced bread. Which is weird, because I don’t like bread.
You’re my favorite person. Second to my dog. Third to my mom. Fourth to my cat.
If you had a brain, you’d be perfect. Which you don’t. But you’re still cool.