F***ing Pi

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F***ing Pi is the number that makes everyone else in math class look like a joke. It’s like the queen of numbers, and everyone else is just begging for her mercy.
My math teacher said Pi was the only number that ever got a standing ovation.
I tried to impress my crush with math, but all I said was 'Pi is cool,' and they just laughed.
Pi is the only number that ever made me cry in geometry.
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F***ing Pi is so good at math, it’s like it’s cheating. Other numbers don’t stand a chance when it comes to circles and pies.
My brother failed math because he couldn’t handle Pi’s power.
I saw Pi in a dream, and it explained circles to me like I was five.
My mom says Pi is the reason I got a D in math.
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F***ing Pi is the reason why everyone in the Number Kingdom is mad. It’s got curves, it’s got flair, and it’s got all the math geeks in a trance.
My math teacher said Pi was the only number that ever made him cry.
I texted my friend, 'Pi is the best number,' and he replied, 'You’re a freak.'
I tried to beat Pi in math, but it just laughed at me.
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F***ing Pi is the number that everyone else wishes they were. It’s got the looks, the brains, and the math skills to back it up.
My friend said Pi is the reason he failed math.
I asked my crush, 'Do you like Pi?' and they said, 'I love it.'
I tried to outsmart Pi, but it just looked at me like I was a joke.
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F***ing Pi is the number that everyone else in math class just can’t handle. It’s got the moves, the groove, and the math skills that make everyone else jealous.
I asked my math teacher why Pi is so good, and he said, 'Because it’s just that cool.'
My friend told me Pi is the only number that ever made him cry.
I tried to beat Pi in math, but it just laughed at me.
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F***ing Pi is the number that everyone else just can’t beat. It’s got the power, the strength, and the math skills to back it up.
I told my crush Pi is the best number, and they said, 'You’re a freak.'
I tried to beat Pi in math, but it just looked at me like I was a joke.
My math teacher said Pi is the reason he passed the class.
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