F***ing Pi
F***ing Pi is the reason why everyone in the Number Kingdom is mad. It’s got curves, it’s got flair, and it’s got all the math geeks in a trance.
My math teacher said Pi was the only number that ever made him cry.
I texted my friend, 'Pi is the best number,' and he replied, 'You’re a freak.'
I tried to beat Pi in math, but it just laughed at me.