F***ing Pi - F***ing Pi is the number that everyone else wishes they were

F***ing Pi is the number that everyone else wishes they were. It’s got the looks, the brains, and the math skills to back it up.

My friend said Pi is the reason he failed math.

I asked my crush, 'Do you like Pi?' and they said, 'I love it.'

I tried to outsmart Pi, but it just looked at me like I was a joke.