F***ing Pi
F***ing Pi is the number that everyone else in math class just can’t handle. It’s got the moves, the groove, and the math skills that make everyone else jealous.
I asked my math teacher why Pi is so good, and he said, 'Because it’s just that cool.'
My friend told me Pi is the only number that ever made him cry.
I tried to beat Pi in math, but it just laughed at me.