F'd up

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to drink so much so fast you turn into a blithering idiot who talks nonsense, throws up on people, and passes out like a sack of wet cement. you wake up somewhere weird with a brain like a punchbag and a grin from ear to ear.

i drank 12 beers in 10 minutes. now i'm talking to my sock and puking on my mom's carpet.

i f'd up so bad i woke up in a parking lot wearing my brother's hat and my pants were inside out.

i drank until i couldn't tell the sky from my own face. now i'm stuck in a hotel with a guy who thinks he's a chicken.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you chug so much booze you turn into a human disaster. you say dumb stuff, barf everywhere, and crash like a drunk cow. you wake up somewhere bizarre with a headache that could knock out a horse.

i f'd up so hard i tried to propose to my barista and fell into a trash can.

i drank until i forgot my name and my pants. now i'm in a stranger's house with a hangover and a toddler.

i f'd up so much i tried to fight a cop and ended up in a hot dog restaurant.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you drink so fast you become a drunk idiot. you talk nonsense, throw up on people, and pass out like a dead fish. you wake up somewhere unknown with a brain like a blender and a smile that says 'worth it.'

i f'd up so bad i tried to dance with my dog and ended up on the floor with my pants around my ankles.

i drank until i thought my uncle was a monster and now i'm stuck in a hotel with a guy who eats cereal for dinner.

i f'd up so much i tried to fight my neighbor and ended up in a pizza box.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you drink so much so quick you become a drunk mess. you talk crazy, puke on everything, and pass out like a sack of bricks. you wake up somewhere weird with a brain that feels like it’s on fire and a grin that says 'i lived.'

i f'd up so bad i tried to kiss my friend’s dog and ended up on the floor with my shirt inside out.

i drank until i thought my teacher was a wizard and now i’m stuck in a stranger’s house with a guy who wears socks on his hands.

i f'd up so much i tried to fight a chicken and ended up in a pizza shop.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you drink so fast you become a drunk fool. you say nonsense, barf everywhere, and pass out like a dead donkey. you wake up somewhere strange with a brain like a blender and a grin that says 'it was worth it.'

i f'd up so bad i tried to talk to my fish and ended up on the floor with my pants around my ankles.

i drank until i thought my mom was a wizard and now i'm in a stranger's house with a guy who eats pizza for breakfast.

i f'd up so much i tried to fight a cop and ended up in a hot dog restaurant.

by Slangipedia 13d ago