F'd up
when you drink so much so quick you become a drunk mess. you talk crazy, puke on everything, and pass out like a sack of bricks. you wake up somewhere weird with a brain that feels like it’s on fire and a grin that says 'i lived.'
i f'd up so bad i tried to kiss my friend’s dog and ended up on the floor with my shirt inside out.
i drank until i thought my teacher was a wizard and now i’m stuck in a stranger’s house with a guy who wears socks on his hands.
i f'd up so much i tried to fight a chicken and ended up in a pizza shop.