F'd up
when you drink so fast you become a drunk idiot. you talk nonsense, throw up on people, and pass out like a dead fish. you wake up somewhere unknown with a brain like a blender and a smile that says 'worth it.'
i f'd up so bad i tried to dance with my dog and ended up on the floor with my pants around my ankles.
i drank until i thought my uncle was a monster and now i'm stuck in a hotel with a guy who eats cereal for dinner.
i f'd up so much i tried to fight my neighbor and ended up in a pizza box.