F'd up
when you chug so much booze you turn into a human disaster. you say dumb stuff, barf everywhere, and crash like a drunk cow. you wake up somewhere bizarre with a headache that could knock out a horse.
i f'd up so hard i tried to propose to my barista and fell into a trash can.
i drank until i forgot my name and my pants. now i'm in a stranger's house with a hangover and a toddler.
i f'd up so much i tried to fight a cop and ended up in a hot dog restaurant.