FadedHomie

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The friend who’s always half-dead, stoned, or tripping on something weird. They can’t remember their own name unless you ask them a question they can’t answer.
Yo, did I tell you I saw my ex at the store? I don’t even know if I saw my ex or just my ex’s ghost.
I tried to tell him about my day. He asked if I was still alive. I said no. He believed me.
He asked me what my plan was for the weekend. I said ‘to not die.’ He said ‘that’s my plan too.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The friend who’s always half-asleep, high, or lost in their own brain. They talk like they’re answering a test they forgot to study for.
He asked me what I was doing. I said, ‘living.’ He said, ‘I thought you were dead.’
I tried to tell him about my job. He asked if I was fired or just pretending to be alive.
He asked me what my favorite color was. I said, ‘purple.’ He said, ‘That’s my favorite color when I’m dead.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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That friend who’s always faded, high, or somewhere else. They can’t remember their own thoughts unless you ask them a question they don’t know the answer to.
I told him I was going to a concert. He asked if I was going to sleep or just pretending to go.
He asked me what my dream job was. I said, ‘not this.’ He said, ‘that’s my dream job too.’
I asked him if he was coming to the party. He said, ‘if I’m alive.’ I said, ‘you’re not alive.’ He said, ‘I know.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The friend who’s always half-dead, tripping, or somewhere between life and a bad decision. They can’t even remember the question you asked them.
He asked me what I was doing. I said, ‘nothing.’ He said, ‘I thought you were dead.’
I told him about my day. He asked if I was alive or just pretending.
He asked me if I was going to the store. I said, ‘if I’m alive.’ He said, ‘that’s my plan too.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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That friend who’s always faded, high, or somewhere between being a ghost and a human. They can’t remember the answer to a question unless you ask it twice.
He asked me if I was going to the game. I said, ‘if I’m alive.’ He said, ‘that’s my answer too.’
I told him I was going to sleep. He asked if I was alive or just pretending.
He asked me what my favorite food was. I said, ‘dead chicken.’ He said, ‘that’s my favorite too.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The friend who’s always faded, tripping, or somewhere between being a human and a mistake. They can’t remember what they were talking about unless you ask them a question they can’t answer.
He asked me what my plan was. I said, ‘not dying.’ He said, ‘that’s my plan too.’
I told him about my day. He asked if I was alive or just pretending to be dead.
He asked me if I was coming to the party. I said, ‘if I’m alive.’ He said, ‘that’s my answer too.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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