FadedHomie
That friend who’s always faded, high, or somewhere between being a ghost and a human. They can’t remember the answer to a question unless you ask it twice.
He asked me if I was going to the game. I said, ‘if I’m alive.’ He said, ‘that’s my answer too.’
I told him I was going to sleep. He asked if I was alive or just pretending.
He asked me what my favorite food was. I said, ‘dead chicken.’ He said, ‘that’s my favorite too.’