FadedHomie
The friend who’s always half-dead, tripping, or somewhere between life and a bad decision. They can’t even remember the question you asked them.
He asked me what I was doing. I said, ‘nothing.’ He said, ‘I thought you were dead.’
I told him about my day. He asked if I was alive or just pretending.
He asked me if I was going to the store. I said, ‘if I’m alive.’ He said, ‘that’s my plan too.’