FadedHomie
The friend who’s always half-asleep, high, or lost in their own brain. They talk like they’re answering a test they forgot to study for.
He asked me what I was doing. I said, ‘living.’ He said, ‘I thought you were dead.’
I tried to tell him about my job. He asked if I was fired or just pretending to be alive.
He asked me what my favorite color was. I said, ‘purple.’ He said, ‘That’s my favorite color when I’m dead.’