facilitree

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a tree that becomes your best friend when you have no toilet and your guts are screaming for mercy you just do #1 and forget all your problems

I was walking in the park and my pants were on fire I had to use the facilitree and it saved my life

My facilitree was a maple tree and I had to use it in front of my mom and it was embarrassing

At work I had to go and there was no toilet so I used the facilitree and my boss saw me and it was a disaster

a tree you use when you're desperate and you don't care if people see you doing #1 it's just you and the tree and your guts

At the mall I had to go and there was no toilet so I went behind the facilitree and it was a relief

I used the facilitree in my school hallway and my friends laughed at me

I used the facilitree during a test and I failed because I was too busy going

a tree that you use when you're too lazy to walk to the toilet and you just let it all out in front of everyone

I used the facilitree in the grocery store and my dad saw me and it was the worst day ever

I was at the park with my friends and I used the facilitree and they all laughed at me

I used the facilitree during a meeting and my boss was so mad

a tree that you use when you have no choice and you're too proud to ask for a toilet you just do #1 and walk away like it was nothing

I was at the airport and I had to use the facilitree and I didn't care if anyone saw me

I used the facilitree in front of my crush and I was so embarrassed

I used the facilitree at my job and my coworkers laughed at me

a tree that you use when you're out of options and your guts are screaming you just do #1 and hope no one sees you

I was in the park and I had to use the facilitree and my mom saw me and it was a disaster

I used the facilitree at school and my teacher gave me detention

I used the facilitree during a walk and my friend laughed at me

a tree that you use when you're too busy to find a toilet you just do #1 and move on like it never happened

I used the facilitree in my office and my boss was so mad

I used the facilitree during a meeting and I was so embarrassed

I used the facilitree at the mall and my mom saw me and it was the worst day ever