facilitree - a tree that you use when you're out of options and your guts

a tree that you use when you're out of options and your guts are screaming you just do #1 and hope no one sees you

I was in the park and I had to use the facilitree and my mom saw me and it was a disaster

I used the facilitree at school and my teacher gave me detention

I used the facilitree during a walk and my friend laughed at me