facilitree - a tree you use when you're desperate and you don't care if p

a tree you use when you're desperate and you don't care if people see you doing #1 it's just you and the tree and your guts

At the mall I had to go and there was no toilet so I went behind the facilitree and it was a relief

I used the facilitree in my school hallway and my friends laughed at me

I used the facilitree during a test and I failed because I was too busy going